[Humor] orang kaya dan supirnya

Suatu hari, dua orang kaya duduk di kafe sambil ngobrol dan menggosipkan supirnya.

Orang kaya I : "Hey, elo tahu nggak, supir gue ini blo`onnya setengah mati!
Elo nggak percaya? Nih lihat!!!" Dia lalu memanggil supirnya, si Abang.

"Abang, ini seratus ribu, pergi ke toko mobil, dan belikan gue Mercedez."

Abang menjawab dengan sopan, "Yes Sir! Right Away!" Abang pun langsung
cabut ke toko mobil.

Orang kaya I itu terus bilang ke temannya, "Nah, apa gue bilang ... dia
bener-bener blo`on."

Orang kaya II : "Ha ...ha ..., itu sih belum apa-apa, elo mau lihat yang
namanya stupid? Terus si orang kaya II memanggil supirnya, si Abu, "Abu,
pergi ke rumah gue, lihatin apa gue ada di rumah atau nggak!"

Abu, "Yes Sir!! Right Away!!" Dia langsung cabut ke rumah tuannya.

Orang kaya II terus bilang ke temannya yang tadi, "Nah, apa gue bilang? Dia
nggak punya otak buat mikir. Gue kan nggak mungkin bisa berada di dua tempat
sekaligus.

Nggak berapa lama, kedua supir itu ketemu di jalan.

"Eh, you know what, my Boss is soooo stupid gitu looh. Dia kasih gue Rp
100.000 dan menyuruh gue beli mersi di toko mobil. Mana mungkin? Kan
sekarang hari Minggu gitu looh. Toko kan tutup!!"

"Elo kira cuma bos elo yang stupid, ha? Boss gue lebih stupid lagi!! Masa
dia nyuruh gue balik ngelihatin apakah dia ada di rumah. Padahal kan dia
bisa ngecek sendiri pake HP-nya."

Gai Jia - Rynn Lin Yu Zhong (with lyrics)

起轿
qi jiao

凤冠霞披却不闪耀
feng guan xia pi que bu shan yao

鞭炮
bian pao

燃烧的喜气沾苦恼
ran shao de xi qi zhan ku nao

唢呐吹不响
suo na chui bu xiang

烙在心上的某一段情调
lao zai xin shang de mou yi duan qing diao

苦笑
ku xiao

爱蒙上盖巾看不到
ai meng shang gai jin kan bu dao

醉掉
zui diao

交杯酒跟谁不重要
jiao bei jiu gen shei bu zhong yao

掀起盖头来
xian qi gai tou lai

亲问新人的脸幻想是你的面貌
qing wen xin ren de lian huan xiang shi ni de mian mao

你的好 当嫁妆
ni de hao dang jia zhuang

[把爱当新娘
ba ai dang xin niang

没有人像你让我得意的笑
mei you ren xiang ni rang wo de yi de xiao

爱悄悄
ai qiao qiao

经过寂寞的洗脑
jing guo ji mo de xi nao

改嫁到另一个人怀抱
gai jia dao ling yi ge ren huai bao

心草草
xin cao cao

隐藏回忆的心跳
yin zang hui yi de xin tiao

试着要把你的忘掉
shi zhe yao ba ni de wang diao

爱悄悄
ai qiao qiao

这样改嫁到终老
zhe yang gai jia dao zhong lao

就是想你改也改不了
jiu shi xiang ni gai ye gai bu liao

若被烫焦
ruo bei tang jiao

大红蜡烛两头烧
da hong la zhu liang tou shao

让爱随火灭掉
rang ai sui huo mie diao

童谣：掀起你的盖头来
tong yao ：xian qi ni de gai tou lai

让我来看看你的脸
rang wo lai kan kan ni de lian

呜~~
wu ~~

不是你的脸
bu shi ni de lian

呜~~
wu ~~

不是你的脸
bu shi ni de lian

爱过了门 就灭掉
ai guo liao men jiu mie diao

Google Chrome, new browser from Google

This article is quoted from Google Blog

At Google, we have a saying: “launch early and iterate.” While this approach is usually limited to our engineers, it apparently applies to our mailroom as well! As you may have read in the blogosphere, we hit "send" a bit early on a comic book introducing our new open source browser, Google Chrome. As we believe in access to information for everyone, we've now made the comic publicly available -- you can find it here. We will be launching the beta version of Google Chrome tomorrow in more than 100 countries.

So why are we launching Google Chrome? Because we believe we can add value for users and, at the same time, help drive innovation on the web.

All of us at Google spend much of our time working inside a browser. We search, chat, email and collaborate in a browser. And in our spare time, we shop, bank, read news and keep in touch with friends -- all using a browser. Because we spend so much time online, we began seriously thinking about what kind of browser could exist if we started from scratch and built on the best elements out there. We realized that the web had evolved from mainly simple text pages to rich, interactive applications and that we needed to completely rethink the browser. What we really needed was not just a browser, but also a modern platform for web pages and applications, and that's what we set out to build.

On the surface, we designed a browser window that is streamlined and simple. To most people, it isn't the browser that matters. It's only a tool to run the important stuff -- the pages, sites and applications that make up the web. Like the classic Google homepage, Google Chrome is clean and fast. It gets out of your way and gets you where you want to go.

Under the hood, we were able to build the foundation of a browser that runs today's complex web applications much better. By keeping each tab in an isolated "sandbox", we were able to prevent one tab from crashing another and provide improved protection from rogue sites. We improved speed and responsiveness across the board. We also built a more powerful JavaScript engine, V8, to power the next generation of web applications that aren't even possible in today's browsers.

This is just the beginning -- Google Chrome is far from done. We're releasing this beta for Windows to start the broader discussion and hear from you as quickly as possible. We're hard at work building versions for Mac and Linux too, and will continue to make it even faster and more robust.

We owe a great debt to many open source projects, and we're committed to continuing on their path. We've used components from Apple's WebKit and Mozilla's Firefox, among others -- and in that spirit, we are making all of our code open source as well. We hope to collaborate with the entire community to help drive the web forward.

The web gets better with more options and innovation. Google Chrome is another option, and we hope it contributes to making the web even better.

So check in again tomorrow to try Google Chrome for yourself. We'll post an update here as soon as it's ready.

Screen shot is taken from here


The service’s logo


Screenshots of Google Chrome from the service’s frontpage


The auto-completion of the so-called “omnibox” address bar.


The homepage showing 9 thumbnailed pages to access, along with more pointers in the side-bar, to appear “[e]very time you open a new tab”, as Google says.


This screenshot shows Google Calendar and a dialog reading “Create shortcuts in the following locations”, listing Desktop, Start Menu and Quick Launch Bar.


Zooming in on the browser tabs.


The Google Chrome task manager, e.g. to monitor if certain sites cause memory problems.


A screen showing the “Google incognito” mode for allegedly more private browsing.


Another auto-completion example.


A star near the address input bar lets you bookmark a page, apparently.


A look into the settings menu.


Google in their tour says with Chrome “you see your download’s status at the bottom of your current window.”

F-XGeneration Lifestyle X'nter (new mall in jakarta)

F-XGeneration is the latest mall in jakarta... its futuristic design (by germany architecture) could be the best in indonesia. FX is located in urban area, Sudirman road which is known as an office area.
FX targets all the professionals, yuppies and urban people with its marvelous facilities, stores, and entertainments. That's why the management refuse to call FX as shopping centre, but as business lifestyle centre.




































































From basement to 8th floor is filled up by various resto, café, coffee shop, bar & lounge, club, fitness center, yoga & spa, beauty center, hair salon, gourmet delicatessen, music & gadget center, hobbies store, cinema, and tour & travel.

















In the centre you can find the AT MOST FEAR, the dry slider made by stainless steel and transparent polycarbonate. It slide from 7th to 1st floor in just 12 sec.
As a lifestyle centre, FX has a longer operational hours than other shopping centre, from 08.00 - 24.00 on weekdays, and 08.00 - 03.00 on weekends.